bORGtard Communique no. 2 – the foolishnesses of Burningman

From the rant archives of bORGtard Infinity:: February 26, 2005::

Regarding a tempest in a teapot circa 2005 ala Burningman: we saw the fait accompli of  cultural recuperation, commodification, and its momentum borne perpetual death long ago ….. above all we smelled up close ‘The Emperor That Wears No Clothes’ throughout all that is formally Burningman ::  the  dirty authoritarian guts that parade about skinned in the thin  mucilage of a measly funded, cliquish ‘art0ligarchy’.

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an explosive collage missive, hot from the depths of the bORGtard ~ artist::Anonymous

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2/26/2005_

P____ posted:
Chicken John calls for “less snuggle, more art” with BORG2

This whole article is such a bunch of crap. His little rant about how angry he is that fat people might cuddle each other. Why the hell does he care?  Seems more like a carefully crafted publicity stunt than a set of points a normal human would make. Either way, that guy Chicken John is an asshole.

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bORGtard Infinity’s position paper and response:

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bORGtard Communique no.2

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1. Larry Harvey is an intellectual pygmy, worse than a trained animal: the godhead of this ‘Trojan Horse’ fraud of “freedom”, is SELF-deluded, SELF-trained in limitation, “inevitability,” and bureaucracy. If I could have bought into HIS rationalizations, his crap,  his hipster-elitist-shyster religion, at least I could say someone ELSE duped me.

2. Chicken John is a patrician dickhead bourgeois asshole (along with all his SRL compatriots, ALL OF THAT the Camp Carp hip-tocracy, PLUS any other Frisco Art Lifestylists we might have missed!)

So stipulated.

3. But…
WATCH YOUR STEP, P***r!!!
….you and your little rant
…about Chicken John’s rant…
about the evil “snuggle tide”….

…strangling us slowly with recuperation, boredom and normalcy…

IT IS YOU THAT IS THE INFIDEL !!!, THE CLOSET “SNUGGLER” !!!…
A HEATHEN IDOLATOR IN OUR MIDST !!!

‘Yea, verily,
As it was proclaimed
Is as it ever shall Be.”

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Nonetheless…..      an opportunity to break things up in the ORG…..  to break up the smug mediocrity running rampant…..  to shake up the geography and maybe decentralize –

(…. maybe – dare we dream it? –  re-seed a new “autonomous zone” within and without this withered spectacle! (… Yup, I’m daydreaming))

-couldn’t hurt and MOREOVER in the ‘eyes’ of the bORGtard could be exploited, savoured, humped, trumpeted, foisted and pushed to the point of being a lesson incarnate on the falsehoods and contradictions of the event.

[ I can see in the hazy distance,…. independent Playa city states…a little distance and distinction creating character, atmosphere rich with possibilities, …Less anonymity coupled withgovernance hobbled…a desert sea with islands,… marauding….hinterlands…the “Interzone”…treading the thin line between impulse and total disaster]…

I wanna be a PIRATE!
…a Plutocrat Pirate KING!!!

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“Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.”
— Joseph Stalin (ed. – the bORGtard signature and thought for the day at that time.)

~ by grouchosuave on March 1, 2009.