Save Our Hobos!


The meme crap on the internet is voracious.
…jumping the shark, tiki fashion, drinking the kool-aid, pirates, LOLcats, fire spinner chicks named “AbsYnthe,”
ninjas, disemvowelment, robots, LOLcatNinjaRobots, …

Most memes are just the dumb Ur-language of an illiterate digi-goggled future. In-jokes for lazy assholes.

The present full-on travesty underway is the attack on the once strong and well niched fasination with zombies. WE, notYOU, were secure in being pitied outcasts and reprobates for having a spontaneous 2CB Zomibiethon movie night in 2003. (Tip: if tripling up on the dosage, avoid mirrors.) Now undead jokes are made at the watercooler. THIS IS NOT “PROGRESS”!

Johnny Cash givin’ the high hard one

Johnny sez “Fuck off, Boing Boing!

Next percolating crapulent epidemic is an attack on hobos.
Who doesn’t love “the hobo”? Hence the seduction, the rumble of a welling tide of “recuperation” à la Situationism.
Next thing you know, your fucktard boss monster will institute a “Bring-your-bindle-and-sterno” casual Friday at your soulless job. Fuck.

It’s too late.

just tears in the falling rain.

Hardest old school hobo you will never meet

Hobo on the move

Hobo with requisite doggies on the highway in the thirties… sign on the back says “See America First.”


~ by grouchosuave on November 22, 2007.

4 Responses to “Save Our Hobos!”

  1. You know what? I never noticed how much Johnny Cash looks just like John Belushi.


  2. I was searching for this kind of a blog for months now. Actually lost the hope of finding one, but here i am 🙂 Thanks for the great articles! Looking forward for a little read after dinner 🙂

  3. I’ve been listening to way too much Johnny Cash these days. The lonesome solitary narrative is fitting here in Annapolis.

  4. Charles Bukowski = Charles Schulz 2009

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