Save Our Hobos!

Maaaaaaaaannnnnnn….

The meme crap on the internet is voracious.
…jumping the shark, tiki fashion, drinking the kool-aid, pirates, LOLcats, fire spinner chicks named “AbsYnthe,” ninjas, disemvowelment, robots, LOLcatNinjaRobots, …

Most memes are just the dumb Ur-language of an illiterate digi-goggled future. In-jokes for lazy assholes.

The present full-on travesty underway is the attack on the once strong and well niched fasination with zombies. WE, notYOU, were secure in being pitied outcasts and reprobates for having a spontaneous 2CB Zomibiethon movie night in 2003. (Tip: if tripling up on the dosage, avoid mirrors.) Now undead jokes are made at the watercooler. THIS IS NOT “PROGRESS”!

Johnny sez “Fuck off, Boing Boing!“

Next percolating crapulent epidemic is an attack on hobos.
Who doesn’t love “the hobo”? Hence the seduction, the rumble of a welling tide of “recuperation” à la Situationism.
Next thing you know, your fucktard boss monster will institute a “Bring-your-bindle-and-sterno” casual Friday at your soulless job. Fuck.

It’s too late.

just tears in the falling rain.
*sniff*

Hardest old school hobo you will never meet

Hobo with requisite doggies on the highway in the thirties… sign on the back says “See America First.”

~ by grouchosuave on November 22, 2007.